A man tried to sneak into his house early one morning,
Only to be confronted by his wife at the front door.”Where have you been, Superman? It’s 6 AM!”"My love, remember I told you I had a meeting with those important Japanese clients?”"Well, Superman, how late was your meeting? 9 PM? 11 PM? It’s 6 in the morning!”"Ah, darling, we had to take them out for drinks.”"All right, Superman, you went drinking at 11, but the bars close at 2.
Where have you been?”"Afterwards, everyone was hungry because we skipped dinner,
So we found an all night restaurant and got something to eat.”"You ate for four hours? It’s 6 AM!”"Are you serious?!
They came halfway around the world.
We wanted to show them a good time.
And then I headed straight home, but there was an accident that blocked traffic so it took me three hours to get here.”"Superman, you are so busted!”"Why do you keep calling me, ‘Superman’?”"Because you’re wearing your underwear over your pants!”

Hello I am from Miami but I am getting a bit tired of living here. I see Decatur is close to Atlanta which is good and it’s a low crime suburb Like Miami, I am sure the traffic is quite terrible in Atlanta. I am not the best driver in large traffic, erm… I get nervous How do people get around without a car? Atlanta was named one of the green cities so I suppose it wouldn’t be hard? Does Downtown Atlanta have vegan restaurants too?

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You Belong in LA
You’re a happy, sunny person - and you belong in a place with lots of sunshine.
You’re laid back enough to match LA’s relaxed vibe. You won’t even stress about the traffic.

Celebrity sightings, trendy restaurants, and clubbing all night are more your thing.
And who knows? You might become the next gorgeous person the paparazzi stalks

YES, I go there every year and it’s fun each time.
NY I might go next year.

Virgo Sun
Aquarius Moon
Leo Venus

Please, go to YouTube and look up a so song called “kingdom of bulmecia” or “burmecia.” it’s from a soundtrack. I was listening to it on my drive home tonight from Buffalo Wild Wings and I just got extremely depressed about life, not because of the music or alcohol, but because of reality. When I was at the restaurant I borrowed a pen and paper from the waitress and started drawing. I could hear a girl next to me at the bar with 4 guys pawning to impress her, yet she was obscenely arrogant. All the she did was brag about herself. I couldblnt help but overhear her flaunting. She knew the guys wanted her and she was boosting her ego and for what? On my way home I watched people cut each other off and disrespect each other on the road left and right. No one cares for anyone but themselves on the road. No consideration. I live in a bad area. I was driving down the road and a group of thug looking blacks were walking, no dragging their feet across the road blocking traffic of which they had no right to. I honked at them to hurry up and get out of the road abd one of them flicked me off while throwing back booze. My car has been broken into twice. I was recently fired from my job because they permitted harrassment, verbal and sexual in my workplace. I stood up against them and no one supported me because they were so scared of losing their jobs like I did. I did the right thing, fought for ethical and just reasons and yet here I am joblessband suffering for it. What kind of world is it we live in? Is it even worth living, it seems like everyone goal is to keep everyone around them down abd prevent them from succeeding in life. I want to die.

An old friend is visiting LA from back east and is staying in Beverly Hills from 5/26 to 5/30. I live in San Diego and we’d like to meet up for dinner, lunch or whatever.

At any rate, I’m considering taking the train (pacific surfliner) up from San Diego and having her meet me at a nearby restaurant to one of the stops. I’m seven months pregnant, so, the restaurant needs to be pretty close to the stop.

She does have a rental car but I’d like to avoid putting her in a traffic cluster-F.

Any recommendations on a good meeting place?

I met this guy for dinner at a chain restaurant today. he had invited me 4 days in advance and he picked the place and time. He was 5 minutes late and when we met I made no mention of it. he apologised saying there was traffic I smiled and said it was ok. He drove almost an hour and half to meet me. He also gave me a hug when we first met? hmm? So the dinner was great, he asked me lots of questions and seemed genuinely interested in knowing me. I asked him a few questions as well but let him talk more than I did. I enjoyed his company, we have lots in common. I ended the date first because I had to go after dinner. We had a good time, but after the date was over, he did not kiss me, he gave me another hug but it seemed longer this time? Then he only walked me halfway to my car…No kiss just a hug.

DO YOu THINK HE IS INTERESTED? I AM NOT SO SURE…

So at 6 am in the morning, (in other words in just 9 hours) I’m getting up for Knott’s. Well, I have a few questions…

1. Are we allowed to bring food into the park? We’ll be eating one meal (dinner) at a restaurant in the park but for lunch we’re just bringing our own food.

2. Any restaurants that are well priced? What should I expect to pay? I’m going with one of my best friends and her family so I have to pay for my own food.

3. What are some “must” rides we need to try? I love roller coasters but hate thrill rides that aren’t roller coasters.

4. Any advice as to what to do in the car ride there? We’re expecting to be in there for at least 2 hours depending on traffic.

Thanks so much! And any other advice you might have is well appreciated!

Ok i’m almost 100% certain i have anxiety, and possibly depression, but not sure about ocd. I didn’t think i had it but i have to go pee about 5-10 times before i go to sleep every night. I drink alot of water and usually cut it off a couple hours before i go to sleep, but even if i have the slightest feeling i have to pee i go, sometimes only a dribble haha. It seems weird \. I also can’t, say i go through a drive-thru and pull my money out. If they give my stuff right away and i don’t have time to put hand sanitizer on i’ll drive away without touching my open hands on the steering wheel. Ill use my fists as weird as it sounds until traffic is steady enough to allow me to put some sanitizer on. I work at a fast food restaurant and wash my hands probably 100 times a shift ( alot).
I know its probably a long read but can anyone confirm the possibility? thanks
-Mitch

were all waiting to order for yu at the restaurant…. we’re starvingg , are yu stuck in traffic ? whats goin on?
hahaha to coffee dudee

My boyfriend’s car broke down while on the way home from a restaurant. While we were waiting for the tow truck to arrive, a police officer stopped. Unfortunately, my boyfriend, being stubborn and a stickler for preserving his rights, only rolled his window down about five inches and refused to roll it down further when the police officer asked him to, which resulted in the officer saying that he smelled marijuana and having us both exit the vehicle. Two other cars arrived, leading to a search, both of us getting patted down, and of course nothing being found in the car because neither of us do or have ever done drugs.

I realize that my boyfriend should not have been such a jerk when he probably just meant to see if we needed help, and believe me, I yelled at him for not rolling his window down all the way to make things easier after they had left. It’s possible that the smell could have been carried on someone’s clothes that my boyfriend gave a ride to, but would that really be possible for him to detect on a rainy night?

I’m just wondering about this, since I’ve never even had a traffic stop, so it was humiliating to have to go through that for nothing.