1.midge lives on the twelfth floor of a modern elevator apartment building.whenever she gets into the automatic elevator on the ground floor,and no one else is in the elevator,she pushes the button for floor 6,gets off the sixth floor and walks up the stairway to the twelfth floor.she would much prefer to rid the elevator all the way up to her floor.why does she do this?
2.mrs.funblefinger was working in the kitchen when a loose ring,with a big diamond on it,slipped off her finger and fell smack into some coffee.strange to say,the diamond did not get wet,why?
3.at sloppy joe’s restaurant a customer was shocked to find a fly in his coffee.he sent the waiter back for a fresh cup.after his first sip,the customer pounded on the table and shouted:”this is the same cup of coffee i had before” how could he tell?

I am going on a second date… to a place in Chicago… that they say on their site is ‘dressy’ … I have a dress in mind… it’s a minidress no sleeves or i could wear jeans and a shirt that is black and loose and it goes on the shoulder…. idk how to explain it very well… I looked at their site and it’s Restaurant like/dancing like…

This is kinda what the dress looks like , it’s just not floral but diamond print… but it’s sown as such.

Should i wear jeans or dress?

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Formerly The Resort at Singer Island, the newly rebranded Marriott property is now the Palm Beach Marriott Singer Island Beach …