So today i was in a bistro and my table is a little wobbly so i pull out my pocket bible(i don’t read it or nothing its kind of a lucky charm from back when i was a christian like a rabbits foot or something) so anyways i start seeing all these people start staring at me. I didn’t think anything of it i just consider the bible a book nothing special or anything but apparently people take offense to what i did. So this guy walks up to my table and rips the bible out from underneath my table which results in my drink spilling in my lap. So he starts to leave when i ask him for my bible back and he replies “your using it as a table stand you don’t need it im going to give it to someone who wants it”. And get this people actually started clapping so i lay into the guy about how its mine and its my property and some other stuff you know im trying to be logical. But after i finish he just starts laughing at me and telling me how im going to burn in hell for eternity why he gets to go to heaven. To which i reply “if your god is real im pretty sure hes gonna want fine bit*hes to slap around instead of your ugly as*”. Then he throws a punch at me i dodge it but my instincts kick in(im a black belt) and i knock his as* out i take my bible pay my bill and leave. Do you think i handle that ok or should i have done something different?
lol im not making it up and i asked the waiter for some help with it but the place was real busy and they didnt have time i just fixed the problem on my own

Tags: All These People, Black Belt, Burn In Hell, Christians, Dodge, Eternity, God, Heaven, Instincts, Lucky Charm, Open Question, Pocket Bible, Punch, Rabbits, Rabbits Foot, Stuff, Ugly, Waiter

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